MSG liable for sex crime
Now it appears the Madison Square Garden building itself is liable for anything that goes on inside it. 
With Knicks coach and front office tool Isiah Thomas ruled guilty of sexual harassment Tuesday, MSG was branded financially liable for IT’s actions. Thus, the line of responsibility was smudged beyond all discernable limits.
As such, every fan who bought a $9 Heineken or $5 hot dog over the past seven seasons could sue MSG for extortion.
Anyone who paid for season tickets expecting entertainment could sue for breach of contract.
And anyone using the MSG public restroom could sue for a complete and total unavailability of man-on-man gay sex. After all, senators need lovin’ too.
And now … fresh air
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