Rust? We ain’t got no stinking rust
So much for the 8-day layoff theory.
After more than one week off — buffing their bunions and watching LeBron in Hi-Def — the Spurs proved Thursday that neither rain, nor snow, nor excess rest could stop them from their appointed rounds. That is to say, they made a mockery of Cleveland’s One-Pony show 85-76.
Fact is, Neither Cleveland nor Detroit would have escaped the first round in the Western Conference Playoffs.
Name one team the Cavs or Pistons could have beaten in a 7-game playoff series. Besides the Lakers, that is. Go on. Name one.
No. 8 Warriors win in 7.
No. 7 Lakers lose in 7.
No. 6 Nuggets win in 5.
No. 5 Rockets win in 6.
No. 4 Jazz win in 4.
No. 3 Spurs win in 4 (trust me). Current odds — 7:2 against sweep Ea$y Money.
No. 2 Suns win in 5
No. 1 Mavs win in 4.
There isn’t. And if this series goes five games, I will eat an armpit hair sandwich. Mmmm. Armpit hair.
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