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Seventy hell! Give ‘em 71.

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Stick a fork in Dallas. They’re done.
Based on the 71 points the Mavs put up last night, it appears they are done with the regular season.
Forget all the hype, drama and circumstance associated with the good times post below.

Today, my friends and patient comerades, is about the end of the civilization as we know it.
Today, my friends and increasingly impatient comerades, is the first day of a new Reign — the reign of the Raptors.

Last night, with a 94-85 win over Philly, Toronto captured the Atlantic Division title.
Toronto, God Bless em, is 10 games over .500 through 66.
The next best team in the division is 4 games under .500 and currently holds down the No. 7 playoff spot in the East.

In related news, merchants in New Jersey are reporting a staggering rise in Rat Poison sales.

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