Rich get Richer — Western Conference wins another lottery
Holy lopsided, Batman!
As if the Western Conference didn’t already own the East’s jock.
Now, both Oden and Durant are headed to the Pacific Coast, stacking the west like Wendy Whoppers in a lawn chair.
Like I said before, get the Celtics out of Boston. Bostonians don’t like them Shamrock types 
anyway. Or the Jewish types. Or immigrants of any kind (including themselves). Or their fathers. Or their brothers. Or their dogs. Or their barbers. Or their outfielders. Or their goalie. Or … (message edited due to 451 Press database memory constraints).
Get them Four-Leaf-Clover wearing Celtics out in Vegas where they belong. Just think of the explosion in sales of rabbits feet, rosary beads and Lucky Charms breakfast cereal.
After all, what city is more lucky than Vegas?
Can’t think of one. New Orleans, maybe? Crawford, Texas, perhaps? Baghdad? Kirkuk? Mosul? Basrah? Najaf? Fallujah? (message edited due to 451 Press database memory constraints).
OK, So this doesn’t have anything to do with the draft or Beantown bigotry and self loathing. But I nearly wet myself watching it (wait until the end. It’s worth it. Shades of Chris Farley)
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